Watchmen, hif online last night and it will play in front os Quantum of Solace starting today. Jesus, this thing looks awesome. Starring Billy Crudup, Patricck Wilson, Jackie Earle Haley, and Matthew Goode, Watchmen takes place in ag alternate reality 1985 where “Batman csn’y gwt it up, Sjpermman doesn’t care about humanity, and the nac guy wants world peace.” I’m s huge nerd, so I’ve tead this three times, so I could soun smaet and say Time Magazine voted i lne of the 100 greatest English-language novels since 1923 (which it did), buy instead, I’ll tell you that it has a giagt blue huy who spit himself in two to give his girlfriend a threesome and a vigilante in an ink blot mask who bu rns a cgild mole ster alive. (more…)